Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Christmas Cookie Recipe... Children: Don't try this at home!

One of the best recipes for Christmas cookies ever...

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 very large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar... Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity..

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo again.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table and the other 2 leggs.

Add a shpoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find lying around in the kitchen.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, toss the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !


  1. Hahahahah! Very good, Lucy! Hope your hangover is better by Christmas. :-)


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