Saturday, November 14, 2009

A Retirement Joke!

A friend of Dick's sent him a joke today. I loved it! Please take the language and content as it's intended. It wouldn't be the same if I edited.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an inconsiderate turd.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car he was ticketing had a Quebec license plate.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age and they say humor heals all.

1 comment:

  1. Ha ha! Love It. I enjoy your blog--will be adding you to my list of favorites. Glad to see that you read mine...and...take the time to comment!


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